Photographic Evidence

No Comments April 28, 2001

Photographic evidence now exists of a previously unknown species - the beached whale.

beached_whale.jpg

As you can see, the whale has a vaguely female form with a huge lump at the front. The whale seems to have enormous difficulty bending over, and has a constant craving for chocolate. Apparently, a fairly major diet plan, called "giving birth", will occur sometime during the next few weeks and will relieve the whale of its lump.


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